Loadies Generally Hang on the Grassy Knoll Over There

Oh my lord, y'all, Alexis stoned is the funniest stuff on daytime since, like, I don't know, Days tried to convince viewers that Marlena can still get pregnant by accident.

"I prefer Goddess Mother"? Playing with the toddler toy? "It's called Savannah Breeze and it smells like Savannah . . . and a breeze"? "Hide the weed!"? That goofy expression she gets? Nancy Lee Grahn, my hat is off to you.

-Evil But Twinless