I got so caught up in the excitement of the Golden Globes yesterday (yay Jennifer Hudson! Boo Forest Whitaker for stealing Leo's awards!) that I forgot to type my weekly mantra: All My Children sucks!
This is what happened on today's episode. Please bear in mind that I have not yet watched it or read any recaps. It is just something that I know.
Kendall ignored the fact that she is Mrs. Zach Slater and instead obsessed over her abusive ex-fiancé who, in turn, continued to be besotted with a woman sporting grotesque lips. Zach kept a secret from Kendall. Jonathan raged about how wrong it is that his sister was killed. Tad judged people. Despite telling people that she is devoted to making her marriage work, Babe and Josh had a quickie in the Fusion bathroom. Nancy Grace wept when she realized someone coined the term "Satin Slayer" before she had a chance. Colby continued to be the voice of reason in Pine Valley. Adam wore a Cosby sweater and walked around the Chandler mansion afraid of his own shadow. Erica acted like an imbecile in a revealing dress. Zarf was.