THINGS I WOULD RATHER DO THAN WATCH JAX BECOME A SAD, COLD SHELL OF A ONCE AWESOME CHARACTER AND WATCH THE DEATH OF ALAN QUARTERMAINE BECOME ALL ABOUT JASON
1. Buy a Taylor Hicks album
2. Admit to the public that I do, in fact, subscribe to US Weekly
3. Swear off shopping for a month
4. Take Physics again
5. Gouge my eyes out with a spork
In case my hours of bitching have not made it clear, I despise a lot about General Hospital and the way Jill Farren Phelps & Co. choose to be. It hit me quite strongly during yesterday's episode, when, on multiple occasions, I found myself sputtering at the television set, unable to speak in coherent sentences, as if I were, like, Sonny or something. If I had barware next to me at the time, I so would have tossed it angrily at someone!