Before I even watched it, I knew I wasn't going to like today's General Hospital. I knew this when my TiVo informed me that the episode was entitled "Sonny and Carly's Feelings." No, seriously.
That's right, it's time for installment 759 of Sonny and Carly: Dysfunctionally Yours Since Overalls Were in Style. Do we have to go here again? Is there any remotely interesting story left to tell about this couple? Is he going to shoot her twice in the head? Is she going to get distraught and drive off two cliffs? I just can't care about these two, their feelings, their children (one insanely creepy), their relationship, their marriage(s), or anything else. I do care that this whole thing will mean that once again Jax gets crapped on, a tradition that is almost as tiresome as Sonny and Carly.
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