Once again, not from today, but this both cracked me up and gave me some insight into how far up their own asses the GH writers have their heads, so I had to comment.
Diane: Okay, I'm going to pretend that I didn't just hear that. That you aren't actually asking me to deliberately circumvent the legal system.
Oh, honey, are you new? You're Sonny's lawyer. Deliberately circumventing the legal system is totally your job. You should object when things move along to the whole have-my-baby stage, because in addition to having to co-parent with a tiny mobster, that also might get you shot in the head.
- Evil But Twinless