The Day's Dumbest Dialogue
Someone on the All My Children writing staff is either twelve years old (judging by the day-to-day quality of the show, this is entirely possible) or is simply taunting me by making it all too easy to mock this show. You unabort fetuses, you name people Zarf and Spike, you kill someone with pancakes and now you have Babe allude to being a dead lay?
Jeff: Well, Babe, you're recovering right on schedule. Good work. Babe: I just lie here. Josh does all the work.
Much like Babe, that's just too easy. You bitches, you take away the quality of my show and now you take away my livelihood? I hate you all.
- Promising Ingénue