The Day's Most Awesome Dialogue
I know that this is a hugely unpopular opinion, because everywhere I turn people are clamoring for her death, but whatever: Colleen Cecile Carlton rules and I will hear no arguments on the matter.
Is she annoying? Yes. She totally is. Does she have a tendency to whisper all of her lines? Yes. She totally does. Is she unfortunately related to Brad Carlton, whose brain cells, emotions and resistance to tanning salons simply don't exist? Yes. She totally is.
But she rules. I don't know why I like her so much. I think it might say something about the horrid state of Y&R and how there are pretty much no likeable characters on it, but it might also say something about the fact that I am easily swayed by pretty hair.
Anyway! She was fantastic during yesterday's episode where she was locked in a refrigerator to face death (again) and we learned that Foreign Random is the one who killed Poorly Dressed Random. Gasp!
(PS: Lynn Marie Latham, if you happen to be reading this: nothing about the Carmen Mesta murder storyline was interesting. Nothing. So please stop discussing it as if it were anything but the soap opera equivalent of Lunesta)
So Jana was all falling apart about the Reliquary and how she was poor and living in camper and she had to kill Carmen for no reason and she was all crazy bitch and revealed her evil master plan of killing Kevin and Colleen, and Colleen said so simply, succinctly and gloriously:
And then you will rot in prison for the rest of your life, alone and poor
On the awesome scale of 1-10, that's, like, a 40. That may be the show's single best piece of dialogue in the past six months. You rock on with your bitch self, Colleen.
- Promising Ingénue