Be My Baby Now, and on Monday Nights?
So hypothetically, if a person watches What About Brian? because it's an occasionally fun crappy ensemble drama in the mold of a less-campy, less soapy Melrose Place (now with Kelly Kapowski/Valerie from 90210 OMG!!!), and one thinks that the baby (or babies, since I - er, this person - assume they are twins given those wacky California child labor restrictions) is the same bab[y/ies] that play[s] Claire on Days, would that person be crazy? Perhaps instead of that person's biological clock finally kicking in, the reverse is happening and she thinks all babies look alike so why should she bother adding one to the pile? Particularly when that might involve stretch marks?
Seriously, same kids? How is that possible, time-wise? And how much richer than the rest of us are they before they're even out of diapers?! Mary Kate and Ashley, watch out. If these girls also make great cheap lip gloss, you're in serious trouble.
- Evil But Twinless