What Just Happened?! Revisited
Okay, so the fight that Robin picked with Patrick on Friday's episode was not the result of some behind-the-scenes threat by Craig on Robin and her loved ones. It was just Robin being INSANE and making no sense whatsoever, breaking up with Patrick for reasons that up until that point she'd made no mention of. (Yeah, I know she said she didn't want to break up - in spite of the whole being doomed, hating each other thing - but let's face it, that was a break up.) I do slightly enjoy watching Patrick hotly sulk, but that's only going to fun for so long. Well, that's a lie - I think I could watch him hotly sulk - or hotly anything, really - for the entirety of every episode for the indefinite future, but let's pretend for the sake of argument that that would get old. They better give him something interesting to do, soon, and start him and Robin down the road to reconciliation. In case they don't, we are preparing our stilettos and drawing up a list of shins as we speak.
Once again, on the What Just Happened?! tip, Carly's hair. Carly and Sonny hooking up again...whatever. I could not possibly care less. But her hair. Were those, I can hardly type this, bows of hair? Knots of hair? What was going on there?
Finally, on another topic, you know this storyline with Sonny the mobster hand-picking a candidate to send to the police academy so that he can have someone undercover in the department? Someone who seems likely to one day betray him? That would make a great movie! Especially if it had a fantastic script, a stellar cast, and a high-profile director known for telling intricate and compelling mob stories. If only someone in the movie business had thought of it before the geniuses at General Hospital. Now it would just seem like an opportunistic rip-off by creatively bankrupt hacks that would pale by comparison.
Screencap courtesy of Clarissa.
- Evil But Twinless