Fashion Emergency: America Needs Our Help!
- Sam 28%
- Carly 60%
- Liz 12%
What? Whatwhatwhat?! Carly?! Unless people understood "raid" in the most radical military sense, in which all that is encountered is seized and destroyed, this is completely unacceptable! I cannot live in an America that thinks Carly is well-dressed. Is this why gauchos came back, high-waisted jeans are trendy again, and Chloe Sevigny is known as a fashion icon? I completely understand not wanting Sam's wardrobe, particularly since it's all covered in mulitple mobsters' cooties in addition to being fug, but Liz has great clothes! There was that unfortunate series of plaid coat incidents, but other than that she almost always looks great, and I'd be willing to do a lot of borderline-illegal things to have a handbag collection like the wardrobe department gives her. (I'm pretty sure the reason she as an ER nurse with a detective husband is totally broke all the time is because of what she spends at the Coach store every month. Either that or it's just terrible writing and/or attention to detail by the powers that be. And we know neither of those things happens on General Hospital.) But I digress, as I tend to do when thinking about pretty accessories. The point is, clearly the majority of America has terrible taste. Or on the off chance that most Americans don't vote in weekly network email polls about soaps, the majority of GH viewers have terrible taste. Suddenly the domination of the mob storylines begins to make sense . . .
- Evil But Twinless