If you were thinking of procreating, who would be the ideal father for your child?
(a) a police officer who is committed to living a clean and healthy life and not going back to painkillers
(b) a mafia hitman who kills people in cold blood in exchange for pay
If you answered (a), you're wrong! And you also probably suffer from severe mental defects: we're sorry to hear that.
The writers' insistence that Jason is the most glorious person in the glorious history of glorious people is even more glaring than usual these days, which is saying something, since most of the dialogue over the past decade has consisted of asserting Jason's rightful place on the Top People Of All Time, Ever list, just behind Jesus, Gandhi, Queen Elizabeth and Abraham Lincoln. Word has it that Guza was pissed that Honest Abe beat out the Holy Hitman.