The Day's Dumbest Dialogue
Jax, to Carly: Am I disappointed you slept with Sonny? Yes I am. Am I angry? Am I hurt? All of the above. Does it make me love you any less? Absolutely not. You say it’s over with you and Sonny and I want to believe that.
Oh lord, where to begin? The dumbness has so many levels:
1) "Disappointed"? On what planet do these writers live where two engaged people are discussing one's infidelity -- with the other's arch-enemy -- and "disappointed" is the word used to describe it?
2) It SHOULD make him love her less. Hell, I can't think of one reason they've given us for him to love her in the first place. Let me reiterate: He went out of town so she married and slept with her ex-husband. Less love is the least of things she's earned!
3) Jax wants to believe Carly when she says it's over between her and Sonny. Well, I want to believe that ABC Daytime is aware that their flagship show has become complete crap and executives there are just waiting for the right moment to lower the boom on the GH showrunners to make room for people who will actually write and produce a great soap with the excellent cast and history they've been given, and that George Clooney is currently tracking me down so he can explain that I'm the only woman for him. What do all three of these beliefs have in common? They're all really, really crazy and lack any foundation in reality whatsoever.
- Evil But Twinless