The Day's Most Accurate Dialogue
Jax, referring to himself, Carly, and Sonny: Ah yes, the perpetual triangle. It gets a little tiresome after a while, you know?
Word up, Jasper.
Amelia, referring to Jax, Carly, and Sonny: It sounds like Carly is hopelessly hung up on Sonny. And again, this is just me, but I can't understand any woman in her right mind picking a gangster over one of the good guys.
That kind of logic has no place in Port Charles, missy. But in honor of your truth-telling and attempts to scuttle Jax and Carly's 17th attempted reunion, we pledge to no longer derogatorily refer to your portrayer's forehead. At least for a little while. In other accurate dialogue news, I would like a "Your mommy issues trump my daddy issues" t-shirt, please.
- Evil But Twinless