(Yester)Day's Dumbest Dialogue
Liz, to Jason: I feel like a hypocrite because I promised you that this child would be better off with me and Lucky because our lives are safer but now I've just realized that Lucky's job is almost as dangerous as yours.
Okay, the GH writers have just completely lost their minds now. Jason is a MOBSTER. In the MAFIA. Also known as ORGANIZED CRIME. He is a HITMAN. He KILLS PEOPLE FOR MONEY. His "job" is killing people and keeping other killers from killing him and the guy he works for. I don't know what the rest of his "job" is because despite making it clear that they are mobsters these writers with their f'ed up scruples also always want us to know Sonny and Jason aren't involved in drugs, or prostitution, or pretty much anything else that by definition they would have to be involved with, but the big part of Jason's job is KILLING PEOPLE FOR MONEY. He has been shot like seventeen times already. He is in serious danger every single day.
On the other hand, yes, police officers are often in some danger. But Lucky is a detective, first of all, not on patrol, and plus . . . well, I don't even need a "plus," because JASON IS A HITMAN! For god's sake, how delusional do you have to be to think that the danger associated with being a paid mafia hitman and a detective are THE SAME? I don't even mind if they put Liz with Jason, but this lazy writing is how they'll get there? This show is so messed up, I can't even handle it.
Oh, but the Maxie/Coop kiss was hot.
- Evil But Twinless