Expression Hall of Fame
So, the content of the scenes with a drunken Sam ranting to her boss about her hitman boyfriend being a secret babydaddy was absolute nonsense, but I have to say, Kelly Monaco plays a fantastic drunk. She must be lots of fun in real life. I want to hang out with her, sipping martinis while dishing the dirt about Dancing With the Stars and Steve Burton's hair. (Whether we would discuss how pathetic and grody her character has become would be totally up to her.)
Having been inspired -- as I so often am by alcohol, and ballroom-dancing celebrities -- I hereby create the Serial Drama Expression Hall of Fame. I retroactively induct Sam's Airquotes of Accuracy/Outrage:
And the latest inductee, Drunk Sam!
Drop us an email with a screencap if you have a submission. Any show, any era; we're equal opportunity kudos-givers just like we're equal opportunity mockers.
EMERGENCY EDIT! Thanks to Lisa in the comments for reminding me of the expression after which our Expression Hall of Fame should be named! I speak, of course, of Cameron's "bitch, please":