Our Big News
So, we promised you big news. Major news. Huge news. And unlike other people who promise BIG news or GROUNDBREAKING events or LASTING repercussions, we are fans of following through with promises we make!
Every month, you will be able to read our brand of bitterness and criticism in print. That's right; we are completely and overwhelmingly thrilled to let you know that we now have a monthly column in Soap Opera Digest!
Starting in the May 22nd edition (available on newsstands May 15th), we--Evil But Twinless (Becca) and Promising Ingénue (Mallory)--are the authors of "My Take" and "My Take, Too." So be on the lookout when you're doing your usual weekly perusal of the magazine. Or if you've been SOD-less up until now (if there isn't already a foundation dedicated to eradicating the scourge of SODlessness in America, we will start it) surf on over and subscribe or pick one up at the check-out counter.
We can only hope that SOD readers are as kind to us as our online ones have been. It's entirely possible, however, that some people don't want to hear from two chatty viewers about the declining quality of soap writing and fashion. They may frown upon hotly chronicling the every move of certain of daytime's leading men and ridiculing the superstar status of others. Seriously, it's possible! To these poor, misguided souls we say . . . Whatever! We're in Soap Opera Digest, bitches!
Edited to add: We're definitely keeping the blog, everyone! We're way too verbose to limit ourselves to 1000 words a month.