The First Rule of Bad Sex Is You Do Not Talk About Bad Sex
So Chelsea and Nick apparently had really bad sex (by the way, TMI there, writers), and now Chelsea is running all over town (aka telling Stephanie) announcing that she and Nick had really bad sex. Is this supposed to make me hate Nick, for some reason? (Since there does seem to be a campaign underway to totally torch that once-charming character.) Because instead it's making me hate Chelsea, who has only recently been rehabilitated after her tenure as the second-Worst Character in Daytime. Plus, teenagers having bad sex? Stop the presses! What's next, Chelsea's trailblazing battles with oversleeping and moodiness?
Also, ew. This whole storyline is making me uncomfortable. I mean, is it just me? I guess it's realistic, but so are colonoscopies and accounting spreadsheets, and I don't want to see them on a soap, either. I also hate Sami and Lucas constantly talking about hooking up, and their unnecessarily graphic sex scenes. There's a whole internet full of porn out there! Are there really people depending upon NBC Daytime to provide this particular service?
And with this post, I have officially become the Church Lady. So I guess I'll just say it. Who is responsible for Jeremy, the Bad Sex Follies, and the Roberts' Porn in the Afternoon? Could it be . . . SATAN?