The Day's Dumbest Dialogue
Carly: Where’s Jason?
Lucky: He’s in the interrogation room. Whoa, where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s allowed in there except Jason’s lawyer.
Carly: Well, it’s a good thing I have a cousin that’s a cop.
Lucky: Oh, forget it, I can’t let you go in there.
Carly: What are you talking about? All you have to do is look the other way for five minutes. Fine, I’ll pick up the phone, I’ll call Sam, I’ll bring the TV crew down here, I’ll make a loud scene out front, they’ll replay it and replay it and –
Lucky: No publicity in the world’s going to save Jason. He is charged for [sic] murder.
Oh, show. Why do you suck so?
- What the hell would Sam's show about heroic...ish stuff have to do with a hitman being held by the police on a charge of murdering another mobster? "Breaking news! My boyfriend the hired killer has been arrested for murdering a guy for money and they won't let his harpy friend in to see him! Community, please express your outrage!"
- What value, exactly, does Carly add to Jason's situation? I will give these writers a big basket of homemade cookies if they can write a single storyline -- no, a single episode! -- without involving Carly. (This offer is not entirely genuine, as 1) I don't cook, and 2) there is absolutely no way the challenge could possibly be met.) I do love that the first thing she did when she got in there was to try to get him to tell her all the details. That's genius! Good thing you're not in a place that could be bugged or has a thousand cops running around who could overhear.
- Remember when Lucky was a smart character, all crafty and Luke 'n' Laura-esque? Good times, those. I don't know why Carly even bothered manipulating Lucky into letting her see Jason; she could have just distracted him with a shiny object.