The Day's Dumbest Dialogue
General Hospital is the gift that keeps on giving to our Day's Dumbest Dialogue category.
Liz: ...obviously, you haven't heard.
Emily: Heard what?
Liz: Jason's been arrested for the murder of Lorenzo Alcazar.
Emily: But Jason's been arrested a lot of times. He's never been convicted.
Liz: Yeah, but Lucky says the police have a really strong case against him this time.
Well, I suspect Lucky also says two plus two equals six, but that aside . . . The really strong case of a recording of basically nothing, combined with no body, no witnesses, no physical evidence, no murder weapon, and no confession? Yeah, it sounds airtight.
Isn't it adorable how the writers want the audience to get all angsty about whether the hitman/hero of the show will go to prison for life? I'll be right here on the edge of my seat, debating the equally close calls of whether 1) the moon is made of cheese and 2) Paris Hilton is a virgin.
I did love how this show is so messed up that Emily's reaction was basically "Oh, my brother's been arrested for killing a guy for money? Again? Huh. Do you have any Triscuits? And can we talk about last week's So You Think You Can Dance?"