I know what you're thinking: How can I quantify the awesomeness of the revamped and revitalized Days of Our Lives on a weekly, if not daily basis? Well, thanks to regular reader ande mcbeal, you can now do so with a formalized version of our Awesomeness Rating System:
Now, we've heard rumors that similar alert systems are abused for political purposes, so we have to ask that you not use this revered scale to escalate any 'shipper wars or other soapy conflicts. This is an official tool of Soapland Security and should be treated as such.
By the way, yesterday's Bo/Hope/Roman/Anna scenes: Awesome level orange. But another day of snoozeville and even the best soapy-hysterical quote in months ("You baby-stealing BITCH!") won't keep Belle from getting booted off the scale altogether. She's starting to make a mockery of this very serious measure of awesomeness.