I Am So Easily Manipulated
This effing show!
I hate it. I hatehatehate it.
I hate how Greenlee has morphed from self-centered yet fabulous to completely deranged because she can't have Ryan.
I hate how we're supposed to think it's sweet that Jonathan is cute and cuddly with his new girlfriend, the identical sister of his autistic, virginal, teenaged ex-wife.
I hate the fact that Krystal actually asked Adam why he was sad while he watched the baptism of the child that he thought was his for months and months because of her lies.
I hate the completely juvenile Erica/Jack/Barbara story that wouldn't be out of place on Two and a Half Men.
I hate Babe.
ME: I'm done. I am soooo done with this show.
ALL MY CHILDREN: Oh, yeah? Let's see you resist clips of Jenny Gardner.
ALL MY CHILDREN: Or how about having baby Jenny's baptism on the anniversary of the Martin family adopting Tad?
ALL MY CHILDREN: Ha! Are you crying?!
ME: No! I just have something in my eye.
ALL MY CHILDREN: Uh huh. See you tomorrow!
ME: ...damn it.