Out of the Mouths of Babes
I have made it clear that I am a fan of General Hospital's Cameron Webber. I think he's pretty much adorable, and I always look forward to his appearances because he's a hilariously good judge of character and calmly plays while listening to the tawdry secrets of Port Charles citizens.
One of the reasons that I am opposed to Liz and Jason getting together (and I'm not even that opposed, mostly because I can see the writing on the wall and I don't have the energy to resist anymore) is that I am repulsed by the idea that Jason could be Cam's stepfather. I mean, ew.
FIrst of all, the poor child is already his mother's second favorite kid. Once all of Port Charles knows that Jake is Jason's son, nobody will ever pay attention to Cameron again. He's going to be spotted forlornly riding Chugging Charlie around the docks, eating Cheetos, barefoot and crying.
Secondly, the scary penthouse is no place for a child! What would happen if Jason was reading Cameron a book (or, um, Cameron was reading Jason a book) and Jason was like, "as fun as this is, I have to go out for a little while and shoot someone. No worries, he's a bad guy. Everything will be okay. Just, um, stay away from the windows, okay?"
Lastly, after the crap that Jason and effing Courtney did to Cameron's father, it would be sick and wrong for Jason to be Cam's stepfather!
But luckily, I'm pretty sure that Cameron would put up a fight if Liz suggested that they go play happy family with Jason. Because he hates Jason. Hates. Never did I think anything could top "Bitch, please" but in today's episode, right before Liz hurled Cam off the couch, he made the most glorious "Are you FREAKING KIDDING me?" face when he saw Jason.
I know, right? Are they freaking kidding me with the inane, insane and poorly written drivel that counts as soapiness these days?