That'll Teach Me
May I be gauche, and quote myself? Particularly if it's to make me look foolish? Great, thanks.
Factual accuracy aside, during these scenes, Maurice Bernard was almost...hot. I don't know, you guys. Maybe I'm accidentally on Viagra. However, if Kate and Sonny hook up while she's all stoned on whatever phony drug she's on that doesn't actually exist, all my Sonny hate will be back in full force. I will give the writers the benefit of the doubt and assume they won't do something that skeevy. (Yeah, I don't know what's gotten into me, either.)
Sigh. When will I learn?
They had the decency to miraculously "sober" Kate up from the "Viagra" she was on, but still, skeevy.
Oh, and SoapNet/ABC, thanks ever so much for telling me what was going to happen in the episode in an email that arrived before the show aired.
There are a few people who try to stay spoiler-free, although I really should start reading them so that I know when to skip this mess of a show altogether. (And they didn't even limit themselves to one day -- the Jason thing I assume is tomorrow, although really he could be under attack from gunmen on any day.)
But really . . . "gives in to the passion"? "makes love" (do not EVEN get me started on this, my most hated phrase in all of soapdom)? Skeevy.
And I knew from the start that Kate would end up hooking up with Sonny, but they couldn't have dragged it out a bit longer? You know, like they do on soap operas?
Oh show, why do you suck so?
P.S. The only slight silver lining is that since they apparently didn't have sex back when they dated as teenagers, they can't have a secret kid. Thank GOD.