The Day's Dumbest Dialogue
I am actually optimistic about this whole Eli Love storyline on GH, especially if it results in Rick Springfield singing Jessie's Girl (which it must, right?). And my affection for the character of Robin and her portrayer is not hidden around here. All that said, this was tres stupid:
Random doctor guy who will be on Night Shift: The Eli Love concert?
Random: How did you score such great seats to a sold-out concert?
Robin (sarcastically): Well, you know, I have connections.
Random: Okay, that's great. You willing to share that?
Robin: Well, you know Stan, Epiphany's son?
Random: Yeah, the agitator.
Robin: He's a wiz on the computer. He's hooked in to all these online ticket sales. They're a little bit more, but the seats are definitely worth it.
Online ticket sales? The hell you say! Next you'll be telling me that some of those, what are they called, "hackers"?, have figured out a way to buy clothes on the internets, and maybe gamble or search for porn! Those computer wizards, by golly, they are incredible.
Are the writers 80 years old?