The Day's Dumbest Dialogue
Seriously, John? Seriously?
I know your brain is probably COMPLETELY fucked up from years of brainwashing, but when you're gathered around a table at the Brady pub with Hope ("died" during the Cruise of Deception storyline, brainwashed), Roman ("died" in the mid-80s, "died" in 1997, "died" in 2004), Marlena ("died" in the late 80s, "died" in 2004, possessed by the devil), and Kayla (whose husband was "killed" and brainwashed) and you say
Is anybody listening here? The man is dead. He's been dead for years.
it makes me want to bash my head against the wall. Or maybe yours, since you obviously have no brain cells for me to damage with my act of violence.
Incidentally, why is it that any time this show needs a SHOCKING TWIST, they turn to Tony? Seriously! If you keep using the same twist, that makes it not a twist anymore. It's...untwisty.
Also: do I need to start referring to the greatest moment of all time as ANDRE ON A HORSE? I wonder.