The Word of the Day: Awesome
AWESOME WRITER & KELLY MONACO = OTP
I am thinking that during their evening of cocktails together that Awesome Writer felt it only fair, when one considers the damage done to her character, that Sam be allowed to get off a couple of good zingers.
Because really, when Sonny and Carly attempt to treat Sam like crap? I am with her when she asks, "WTF, bitch?"
Is it hypocritical for a witness to a babynapping to call people out on their sins? Sure. But is it FREAKING FANTASTIC when it's Sonny and Carly who are getting called out on their sins? Oh, yeah. Majorly.
When Carly wanted out of your marriage, you took her kids. You didn't let her see Michael and Morgan. If I did happen to watch Jake being kidnapped, it was a moment of weakness compared to what you did to Carly and the months of deliberate lies from Jason.
Oh. It just -- it must be wonderful to be one of the chosen few. You and Jason and Carly, your tight little circle, gets to sanctimoniously decide what's best for everyone else, who we get to love and how much. You get to do whatever you want, we're just supposed to take it. And god forbid, Sonny, god forbid if one of us have the gall to act out in hurt or frustration -- you'd beat us with the consequences and tell us we had it coming. I am "not" falling in line anymore.
You can't stand it, can you -- that any woman might intrude on what you consider your turf? Well, guess what, Carly -- Jason's not yours. He's not your husband, he's not your lover. He hasn't wanted you in a sexual way in years and probably never will, so suck it up and get out of my house.
I think I need a cigarette...
I'm so desperate for someone, ANYONE, to call the Trinity out on the myriad ways in which they suck as human beings and if it has to be a lying, thieving, witness to babynapping, shrieking, crying, irrational, heroic...ish, baby obsessed, poorly coiffed, selfish, hysterical, possibly alcoholic, stepdad screwing mob moll, so be it. FIGHT THE POWER, SAM!
The 2nd most awesome person on today's episode was Jane Elliot. Jane Elliot, who is 60 years old, wore no makeup today. And looked gorgeous. Why do some people have all the luck?
Eli Love: Awesome or Awesomely Bad? I can't tell. Well, I'm leaning towards "awesomely bad", but I'm along for the ride.
In other awesome news, the credits were finally updated!
Let's look at the new additions...
Becky Herbst is so gorgeous that it makes me feel bad about myself, but doesn't detract from how amazing I think she is. I'm insanely jealous of her perfect skin and her perfect hair.
As much as Liz is getting on my nerves lately (and she is. Oh, lord, she is. Really, it's like the writers said "What can we do to piss Promising Ingenue off the most" and wrote scripts specifically to do just that), I am so, so thrilled that Becky is finally getting time on the front burner. I know that some people are sick of her story and Jason's Holy Spawn, but I really think that she deserves it after wallowing in nowhere land for so many years like a glorified extra. BECKY4LIFE!!!
Megan Ward's hair is so beautiful that it makes me want to get mine cut in just that style, even though I know that my hair is about ten times too thick to be able to pull the sleek bob off.
...what's with the duh face? It's like he's very seriously pondering which came first, the chicken or the egg.
So, so pretty. I'd take this time to beg the GH writers to do something with Coop, maybe give him a layer or two, but I know it will never happen, so I'll just focus on the pretty. So, so pretty.
Um...I don't like Spinelli. I know that many of you do, and I totally understand why, but I just can't tolerate him. Unless, oddly enough, he's in a scene with Jason (and not kissing Jason's ass, so that's, like...every February 29th) or Sonny.