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« Honestly, Does She Not Own a Mirror? | Main | I Will Not Have What He's Having »

August 29, 2007

Dancing with the Rageaholics

Becca made it her mission in life to get me to watch Dancing with the Stars. She tried blackmail, threats of violence and a promise to spam my inbox with pictures of Maurice Benard in tracksuits.

But I have finally come around on the DWtS tip because Cameron Mathison will be on the new season! I can hardly even wait. I am wishin' and hopin' and thinkin' and prayin' that he will demonstrate the crazy eyes of barely suppressed rage/shock/confusion while doing a flamenco dance.

And, hey, if this means less Ryan Lavery onscreen, who am I to complain? Go Team Mathison! 


Yes! I have finally lured you in! Woohoo, another victim.

It really is cheesy goodness. And between the soap guy and Kelly freaking Taylor, plus Marie Osmond and Wayne Newton, I mean, how could this be anything other than completely awesome? It could not. It will not. It will make a believer out of you, cynic!

Oh god, no! But YES! I'm torn. I fucking love DWtS but...yeesh, Cameron's crazy!eyes might scare the bajeezus out of me a little too much. Aw, who am I kidding, his "intensity" poured into the passionate story and role-playing of the paso doble should make for some craptastic hilarity. Bring on the lycra, orange skin and sequins!

I'm just waiting to see what AMC/ABC tries to make of this as a cross-promotion opportunity. That having worked so well last time.

DWTS is a good show. My guess is Crazy Eyed Mathison wants to be the new Kelly Monaco. Should be interesting to see all the new stars since the list came out today. Still can't believe there's gonna be a Spice Girl!

Why bother being the next Kelly Monaco? What has DWTS gotten her? A Punk'd episode and about a dozen failed pilots? Nah Crazy Eye's needs to emulate someone of a higher status like George Hamilton, at least he got a Ritz Toasted Chips
commercial out of his stint.

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