If I Watched, Which I Totally Didn't . . .
. . . my favorites after the season premiere of I Wanna Be a Soap Star (which is looking for a new star to appear on Days of Our Lives for exactly 13 weeks next year) would be Yves and Travis. But that's really based -- er, I mean, would hypothetically be based -- almost entirely on looks. As many things in soapdom are.
And if I'd watched the part where the judges had to say what being a soap star required, Michael Bruno would have creeped me the hell out:
Daytime is, to so many people, their best friend. Their lover. Their parent that they've never had or wanted to have.
Uh, I just like it for the pretty people, twisted family trees, over-the-top plots, and in general how easy it is to make fun of. I didn't realize I was supposed to be taking it so seriously!