ABC Daytime is fakakta, yo.
There I was, innocently eating my lunch, drinking a vitamin water, surfing the 'net, when SoapNet/ABC Daytime -- with its accomplice, Gmail -- ruined my afternoon with a single email.
Part of the subject line:
Hey, Carly must have a new storyline! Maybe it'll be one in which she doesn't yell, or idolize Sonny. Miracles do happen! And betrayal, well, she could use a little bit of that -- knock her down a few pegs. I wonder who betrays her!
And here's more confirmation that the subject line is not a typo: Carly has, in fact, been betrayed.
But how, you ask? How has Carly been betrayed?
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SHOW?! Being the victim of sexual assault is breaking your wedding vows?! (Vows that were ridiculous to start with, BTW.)
I mean, maybe I'm wrong, but when I saw this:
My first thought wasn't, "Poor Carly, however will she cope?"
Is there nobody associated with this show that has any grip remaining on reality? Jesus.
Screencaps courtesy of Clarissa.