And They Don't Call Cabs Because . . .?
What is going on in Hollywood? Another soap star gets in on the drunk driving trend: Sean Kanan got arrested for DUI (his second).
Maybe he's just going all Method and trying to get the role of AJ back? If so, he should really be careful around meat hooks, and his passenger should be on the lookout for symptoms of a serious head injury, which include: becoming excessively attached to t-shirts and leather jackets, expressing emotion through elaborate blinking patterns, and deciding to kill people for a living.
(Like Mallory, I feel the need to apologize for reading TMZ. But if you ignore the ridiculous headlines, the regular inaccuracies, the general writing style, and the inane comments, it's a decent source of celeb news! And where else would you see the phrase "fetus fib" used in a sentence?)