First Anniversary Self-Indulgence: Google Is Love
Technology affords us the awesome ability to see what search engine searches lead poor unsuspecting internet surfers to our little corner of the world. We keep some of the results, because they are so entertaining on a number of levels (not because we don't have lives, okay?). Some are hilariously random, others are hysterical because someone actually thought the internet could answer the question (and only responds to full sentences), some are bizarre because they directed people here, and some are awesomely insightful into people's thoughts on the shows we love to mock. We thought we'd take the occasion of our first anniversary as an excuse to share with you how some of your fellow readers found us. We give you: Our favorite Google searches.
- how many times has susan lucci had facial surgery on her face?
- is liz pregnant with jason's baby (general hospital)
- don diamont's hair never moves
- hunter tylo looks like a freak
- do guza hate women
- IS KELLY MONACO DOING OKAY WITH THE NEW STORYLINE ON GENERAL HOSPITAL
- in general hospial night shift who is putting all the bad things in peoples things
- gh nightshift makes no sense
- what do sonny and jason do
- amber trashing up show young and restless
- where did steve burton's neck go
- why was charity rahmer replaced
- shouldn't jerry know carly
- jason morgan/ spinelli slash
- why are they writing such a crappy storyline on gh for sam and jason?
- jason cook's home address days of our lives
- is jason morgan really a murderer
- the young and the restless writers is stupid
- can i see rick and sam having sex on general hospital
- i don't understand general hospital night shift
- gh steve burton did he double in size?
- night shift is a really bad show
The truly random:
- husband wears pantyhose during sex why
- some one's being a full-on diva skank
- gauchos and dress code policy in hospital setting
- soap stealing robot that ruined our lives
- drugging your boss
- are you a fugly skank?
- leggings parking tickets women prison
If you're curious about the most popular searches, they are some variation on the following (in no particular order)
- are Jason Thompson and Kimberly McCullough dating in real life
- Laura Wright's hair
- Megan Ward's hair
- Carly on GH's wardrobe [Sob! - Eds.]
- Hunter Tylo plastic surgery
- Serial Drama/Serial Drama blog/Serial Drama soaps funny
Search engines are responsible for a huge portion of our traffic, so we should love them for that reason, but even if they never sent us a single returning reader we'd love them forever for the entertainment the searches alone provide us.