LML: Evil Genius?
During today's horrifically painful scenes where Lily and Colleen had a stilted, poorly acted girl talk about how dreamy Cane is, complete with giggles and the line, I quote, "Oh, my gosh, shut up!", I kept getting distracted by Tammin Sursok's rapidly appearing and disappearing accent and Tammin Sursok's enormous head (which, technically, is not her fault and is something I shouldn't mock her for, but, you know...heartless) and then I thought to myself, "Wow, Christel Khalil is pretty good".
Seriously: Tammin Sursok made Christel Khalil look like Michelle Stafford. That is how bad Tammin Sursok is.
And then it hit me: what if Lynn Marie Latham is a diabolical mastermind who decided to hire a terrible actress to play Colleen so that her decision to bring Christel Khalil back to the show would look like a pretty decent idea? I mean, more than likely, that's not true and LML is just inept in every facet of her job, but, you know, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and, if it's true...well played, LML.