(I'm trying to see in how many post titles I can use "dude." I...need a new hobby.)
People, did General Hospital really kill off another Quartermaine?! I avoid spoilers and I was seriously shocked that Emily died. If in fact Emily died. This is all a Helena plot or something, right? I thought Natalia Livingston just re-signed? I'm so confused. And emotional! Am I just PMSing, or was it totally possible to be emotionally moved today by:
- Jason (!)
- Spinelli (!!)
- Sonny (!!!)
- Carly (!!!!)
I have no idea how to deal with the fact that GH both surprised me and turned out several consecutive decent hours of television. It's upsetting my entertainment world view. Like, do I also have to start thinking Benicio Del Toro is sexy (and not desperately in need of a shower and shave), that Britney is a good mom who's just misunderstood, and that Tom Cruise's new movie doesn't look like it's going to give new meaning to cinematic suckage?
Although I did briefly detour from "oddly moved" to the more customary WTF-ville when I pondered why, if they had access to horse tranquilizers and a syringe, someone jab Zacchara with them eons ago? Or use it for the semi-annual fishing line surgery?
This effing show.