The Day's [Month's? Year's?] Most Awesome Dialogue
Awesome Writer was on fire today, you guys. I don't think I'm going to be able to get used to established and respected Port Charles-ians calling Jason and Sonny on their Golden Men of the Mafia BS. But I'm willing to try. Really, I am.
All hail Monica, speaker of truth.
Monica: Emily is dead because of you, Sonny.
Sonny: If it's my fault, then it can't be Jason's, right?
Monica: Oh yes. But mostly I blame you because you were responsible for destroying Jason's life so he in turn could destroy his sister.
Sonny: Monica, I know you hate me. But Jason's your son. He's walking around like he's in a cloud. I think he needs to go to that funeral and I think maybe you need it too.
Monica: I need the Jason that I had before you made him a criminal. I need the AJ I had before you hounded him to death, and I need Alan, whose heart you broke before his heart should ever have failed. I need Michael, who you stole from me and my family. And I need Emily, who you seduced, and you left unprotected so one of your rivals could have her murdered. I hope you rot in hell for what you have done to me and my family. You are an evil, selfish man, Sonny. And I really hope that one of your enemies tracks you down before you destroy your family like you have destroyed mine. Now get out.
That was more satisfying than even the most fattening chocolate dessert. And there was more!
Sonny: Kate, Kate. I never set out to hurt Monica's family. But the truth is, I have. If anybody ever did to my kids what I did to Monica's, I'd kill 'em.
Dude. I think that was self-awareness. Cannot process.
Also, for good measure:
Maxie: I never hated you, Dillon. Just your hair.
Hee! I heart Maxie. And I still hate Dillon's hair.
Today's whole GH was actually good. I hate to say that about an episode focused around the killing off of yet another Quartermaine, but there you go.