An AMC Grab Bag
The mood at Serial Drama is somber. So somber, even, that not even the prospect of a gingerbread latte is making us perk up. You might see us wearing black armbands for the next few days, so distraught are we.
Becca has always said that by dating Fergie, Josh Duhamel is ruining Christmas. And Valentine's Day. And Memorial Day. And Arbor Day. And how he's ruined Christmas forever (or for, like, two to three years, depending on what you wager in the divorce pool).
I feel like Michael Bluth, because I just keep asking "...her?" I don't get it on a purely aesthetic level, and the fact that she inflicted "Big Girls Don't Cry" upon the world just adds insult to injury. And before someone accuses me of being just jealous...yes, that is exactly it, quite frankly.
As much as I love Greenlee and Leo together, I am not one of those creepy people who insists that the actors playing characters need to shack up in real life because their love is so pure and true or whatever, but I do find it perplexing that Rebecca Budig and Josh Duhamel have made such disappointing choices in spouses. Fergie and Bachelor Bob? Um, ew.
Just in case you were wondering, ABC Daytime is still shitty. Not content to keep their bitchery confined to the interwebs, they've taken it to the television airwaves. Running a commercial trumpeting the return of the REAL Greenlee while Sabine Singh's episodes are still airing? Pure class, ABC. Pure class.
Lastly, Soap Opera Digest recently ran the world's cruelest letter to the editor, wherein a reader commented that Billy "Oh Richie, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind" Miller bares a resemblance to Spencer "Prat" Pratt from The Hills, of "My answer is get out of my car" fame, who dedicated readers might recognize as my least favorite person in the continental United States. I was just appalled by the comparison, and am offended on behalf of Billy Miller. Hell, I am offended on behalf of Richie Novak. He's an obvious sociopath with violent tendencies, but at least he's hilarious and filled with Lavery hatred.