Urgent News Bulletin!
Thanks to a breaking news email update from reader Katherine, and photos from fellow reader Sue, I have news that will come as great relief to General Hospital viewers everywhere. Our long national follicular nightmare is over. STEVE BURTON HAS FINALLY CUT HIS HAIR!
Hallelujah! Rejoice! Woohoo! Yee-haw!
This haircut has put me in such a good mood that I won't even comment on that shirt, and I'm going to do a post about about Steve Burton without mentioning that Jason kills people for money.