. . . or why Passions got canceled.
From last week's Soap Opera Digest, about Passions:
In 2007, Vincent, who, thanks to some peculiar gender irregularities can have sex as a man or a woman, passed himself off as Valerie and had sex with Julian. Vincent got pregnant and is now carrying his father's child.
I feel like such a sheltered viewer, since the weirdest things I've sat through are a demonic possession and an island of undead people.
I dare anyone to come up with a two-sentence summary of any of a soap plotline that is as disturbingly insane as that. Truly, I dare you -- in the comments. I need soap edumacating, apparently.