Poor Maxie Jones. She's had such a tough life. Now this.
A bit of background: Maxie needed a heart transplant early in her young life, and only got one because her beloved cousin was tragically killed. Then her father abandoned her, and her mom soon followed. She was invisible for a few years, then went through a pretty radical facial transformation. Her police officer boyfriend was murdered. She took up with another police officer (this one super-hot but married), and after helping to keep him doped up and unfaithful, became pretty much the town skank. (Or at least that of the 18-22 age range.) She was generally unlikeable. She went through an unfortunate hair stage. She miscarried a pillow. She got yet another gorgeous new police officer boyfriend, but things got rough when he found out she had slept with his former best friend. She got an infection in her cousin's heart, or something, and flatlined about 87 times. At some point she became sassy and awesomely bitchy, but then her sister was murdered. Then she was nearly strangled to death. Then her estranged mother came back into town, acting like a whackadoo and necessitating an epic verbal bitchslap, in the unfortunately chosen venue of her sister's funeral. And finally, we all know what most recent tragic event befell poor Maxie Jones.
That's right. She revealed herself to be the owner of THREE BABUSHKAS.
I'm perplexed too, Maxie dear. When you previously wore not one but two different babushkas, Mallory provided some helpful advice that apparently went unheeded. Why don't you listen?! Is it because you're fictional?
I know sweetie, it's an absolute tragedy.
Oh, and bummer about your uber-hottie of a boyfriend being both dead and either having 1) been a serial killer who then killed himself, or 2) been a victim of the serial killer who also murdered your sister. Maybe I'll give you a pass on the hat.
Screencaps courtesy of Clarissa.