My Valentine's Gift to Patrick: A Clue!
1) You had sex with your ex-girlfriend.
2) During The Sex, the condom broke.
3) The Ex-Girlfriend is now pregnant.
4) You heard The Ex-Girlfriend say she is lying, that she did not use an anonymous donor, that it is someone she had The Sex with who has commitment issues.
Dr. Brain Surgeon, you are going to be a daddy. Please figure this out soon, lest I have to reconsider my recent decision to consider reconsidering the revocation of your hotly modifer, a revocation which originally involved much consideration and reconsideration. Oh dear, I've further confused you, haven't I? Let me simplify: Hot=Good. Stupid=Not Hot.
P.S. Egg+Sperm=Pregnancy. Also, 2+2=4. Good luck with all that life savin'!
P.P.S. I want Claudia's arms. If you could take time out of your busy brain-fixing, nurse-schtupping schedule to arrange some kind of transplant, that would be fab. And would likely speed up that reconsideration of revocation thingie.
What the eff are the writers doing with this story? And these are the decent ones! What happens when the reign of terror resumes? Oh my god, Robin's totally getting shot in the head while she's in labor, isn't she? And Patrick will be there, but he'll be all "Why is there a hole in her skull? What's that red stuff? Why is she so quiet? . . . Hey, do you think this might be my kid?!"