Please ignore 1) the horribly awkward pose some evil photographer forced the adorable Kimberly McCullough into*, and 2) the OTT-cheesy request for "love story" submissions, and instead focus on the fact that there is another SoapNet marathon coming up! Many of you know how I feel about these.
Eeeee! I feel a recap-athon coming on! So if you want to avoid your only exposure to these episodes being me doing whatever the verbal form of blubbering is at the mere sight of Stone, or mercilessly mocking mid-90s hairstyles while -- you are warned -- squeeing over how gorgeous I think Jason was, be sure to set your DVRs (and VCRs, I suppose, if you insist on living in the 18th century) for SoapNet for this Sunday, February 10th from 10am to 1pm.
* Honest to god, someone hates her:
Unless "I have to pee, but I'll hang out for a sec and take this picture because the minute I move, these thorns will be driven further into my palm and I'll have to squint both my eyes to dull the pain, with only thoughts of this hideous belt to distract me, and you'd be pissy too if some bastard judge made you wear an alcohol-monitoring device on your wrist so shut up take the effing photo, asswipe" was what they were going for. Which it's entirely possible they were. I mean, this is SoapNet. They pulled Another World off the air to make room for One Tree Hill. Judgment isn't necessarily their strength.