"Creatively Bankrupt Hack" Doesn't Even Do It Justice

Remember when The Sixth Sense came out and the world was like, "Wow! That was pretty great! M. Night Shyamalan is going places"? And then he made Unbreakable and the world was all, "...okay. I see what he was going for". And then came Signs and we all thought to ourselves, "Water? Really? That's the best you can do?". And then when he did The Village we were like, "Seriously, is he just screwing with us"? And then we saw The Lady in the Water and we were all, "SERIOUSLY, STOP IT. JUST STOP. YOU ARE HORRIBLE".

And then he made The Happening which, by all accounts, is just terrible on every level and has been referred to as the most embarrassing thing Mark Wahlberg has ever done, which is a list that includes the Planet of the Apes remake and the Funky Bunch, and you take a break from your anger with M. Night Shyamalan for sucking and get mad at the people who keep giving him the money and the power to make these movies. Like, is he just allowed to coast on The Sixth Sense for the rest of his career? "He made that one good movie ten years ago! Let's throw some more money at him!"

That's kind of the point I'm at with Bob Guza and the brass at ABC Daytime. As much as I hate what Bob Guza is doing--and I do. Oh, how I do--I am equally mad at the people who just keep letting him do it. Look, ABC people, I know that Clink!Boom was a great moment. But that is one scene over the course of a decade spent decimating a show. Are those few seconds, and the rare scenes over the ensuing years that haven't been horrible, REALLY enough to make you overlook the fact that you are hemorrhaging viewers? Because if it is...how do I get a job working for you? I'm kind of interested in going into a line of work where I can tell the same exact story over and over, and do it POORLY, and still have ironclad job security.

After the jump: the GH spoiler that has me all ranty.

So, remember how Carly had sex with Sonny after they left Michael at the care facility? Of course you do. Nobody is lucky enough to successfully repress that memory. And then she had sex with Jax and the entire free world just KNEW that we were being set up for another Who's the Daddy storyline, because daytime doesn't seem to have enough of those.

If only things were that bad. If ONLY GH was simply doing yet another Who's the Daddy story. But no. This is the GH run by Bob Guza and Jill Farren Phelps, where the worst possible thing you could imagine happening turns out to be the highlight of any given story.

This time, we're going back to Guza's favorite story of all time and Carly, thinking she's pregnant, is going to claim Jason is the father.

Please, take a few minutes and process the stupidity of that sentence.

For starters, this is highly reminiscent of the Victoria/Brad/JT story on The Young and the Restless when they had Victoria suffer a miscarriage just so she could get pregnant with a child and not know who the father was.

And then, the million dollar question: why would anybody be proud of telling the exact same story that they told over ten years ago? It's bad enough when you repeatedly rip off popular movies and stories from other soaps, but to pretty much say, "Yup, we're doing it all again! It's going to be high-larious!"? That's so incomprehensibly lame that I don't even have words for it.

And this:

It's an interesting exercise to see how the character has changed since then.

Um...if this the case, we can already see how the character has changed, and the answer is not at all. Riveting, riveting storytelling, Mr. Guza. We're supposed to think that, despite ten years, two children, countless marriages, and a handful of traumas, it's completely fine that the character of Carly has, apparently, learned nothing and has not grown one iota as a character? Way to piss all over the (regrettably few) moments during which Carly acts like an actual, mature human being, not to mention the entire concept of storytelling as a whole, you loser.

But besides the fact that he's a creatively bankrupt moron with no shame...this story does not make ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER.

Like...okay, in one of her aforementioned moments of lucidity, Carly realized that Sonny's presence in her children's lives is dangerous and asked him to give up his legal rights to the boys. So when she is possibly pregnant, she decides to claim that the person who now has Sonny's old job--which, remember, is so dangerous that he can't have his sons in his life--is the father of the baby?

I don't try and pretend that I understand the motivation for the character of Carly. I want no part in deciphering the mind of a woman who dresses the way she does, not to mention a woman who claims that her husband cheated on her after he was raped at gunpoint, or who blames her fiancee for the fact that she cheated on him with the guy she married behind his back or [fill in deranged thing Carly has done here], but you can at least see some sort of thought pattern to her schemes. They are never good thought patterns, but at least they are there. I know that she runs to Jason for everything, but not even that is a good enough reason for her to do this.

And, here's the thing. If you don't know who the father of your possible baby is, and the choice is between your husband and someone else, why not just save everybody a whole mess of chaos and, I don't know...just claim it is your husband's? Especially when your husband is

• Awesome
• A good stepfather to your sons
• Desperate to have a biological child
• Not a career criminal

Bob Guza explains why this is not a good solution:

"If it's Sonny's, having just lost Michael, Sonny would never let this child go and, of course, that would ruin her relationship with Jax. If it's Jax's, Jax is going to be all over her"

...

What the fuck does that even mean? I'm being completely serious: I have no idea what those words mean. "Jax is going to be all over her"? He'll be all over her to what? Take her prenatal vitamins? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. At least the last time Carly had this asinine plan, she was legitimately scared that Tony and/or AJ would take her baby away from her. The biggest risk here is that Jax is going to be a good father to the baby. Which, God forbid, I guess.

But maybe I am overreacting. After all, this is totally funny, you guys!

"This is where it gets a little comedic," grins Guza

Yes, this is a laugh fucking riot! Watch Carly destroy any semblance of character growth she's ever had! LOL! Watch Jax have his heart trampled on again! LOL! Watch Jason eat more airtime in a story he doesn't need to be a part of! LOLOLOLOLOL!

Ugh! Fuck off, you stupid, stupid man.

How does he still have a job? How is that possible?! I hate everything.

Comments

[Desertrose June 18, 2008 at 12:21 PM]

For the sake of your health...forget GH and tune into One Life to Life.

Seriously.

This completely justifiable rage towards the moronic misogynistic lunacy once known as GH will damage your psyche.....deeply.

"Carly has changed" ...I spit my breakfast all over the keyboard on that. Guza..are you serious....really?

I hate hate hate with a deep purple passion what Guza et al has done to this once great show. I quit watching last fall and refuse to watch- even tho I love Scrubs and Anna and a few non-mob characters, I turn the damn TV off when GH comes on...or worse yet flip to GL for a few minutes...and then turn it off. LOL

The ONLY good thing left about GH is to read Serial Drama...so...I thank you for your sacrifice putting up with hack writers to give us a good laugh and share your frustration.

Guza SO needs to go...and I would most likely return if he gets his freaky ass fired.

OK..now time to go lower the blood pressure.

[Sue June 18, 2008 at 12:29 PM]

I would love to know who Guza is paying off so he can keep his job. How else can a writer who has been recycling the same stupid stories in the past few years and turning a once awesome soap into a bore keep his job. Just look at this week's promo involving Jason and Claudia and a mysterious illness that hits PC. Didn't we just do this story 2years ago with the stupid monkey virus. If it wasn't for scrubs and your awesome column I would be through with this show.

[bubbly1285 June 18, 2008 at 12:35 PM]

I stick by the theory that he found evidence that Walt Disney was a shady character and is blackmailing ABC. How else could OLTL be so good and GH be so bad?

[Beth June 18, 2008 at 01:05 PM]

Once again my decision to stop watching GH weeks ago is confirmed as the right decision. Guza isn't even trying to correct this show! Thank goodness for Ron C. the head writer of OLTL, that show is rocking it out the park! I know you don't watch it, but please know at least one ABC soap has corrected its direction.

[Dia June 18, 2008 at 01:13 PM]

... I have no words.

[Joanna June 18, 2008 at 01:27 PM]

OLTL is my happy place. I am so glad I stopped watching this sleazy show. Guza needs to be fired for retread after retread. He is smoking that crackpipe too much.

[Sarah June 18, 2008 at 01:29 PM]

This article proves Guza has been blackmailing his bosses and the network for years. How else could he still have this job? I weep for what GH once was. Another Carly "who's the daddy" debacle is a sad mess. If Jason goes along with this again I will send manure to GH executive offices! What else can a disgusted viewer do? Besides vent here on your fab blog?

[Kiran June 18, 2008 at 01:30 PM]

....WONT TELL JAX THAT SHE HAD A BABY WITH JASON RUIN THEIR RELATIONSHIP?!!!

GOD.

[Kat June 18, 2008 at 01:42 PM]

I was trying to compose a response to this, but my brain has literally been fried. I mean, Jax being told that Carly is carrying Jason's baby won't ruin their relationship?

At least I am not a Liason fan, because I would be having a psychotic break if I was.

[Beth R. June 18, 2008 at 01:45 PM]

Thank you Kiran...I've been thinking the EXACT same thing on this...claiming she slept with Jason is suppsoed to have ZIPPO effect on her marriage? Then again this is Guza who the last time had a married woman pregnant not by her upstanding husband who was struggling with something but by a shady mobster had everyone who found out about said cheating basically go "oh well it was Jason. of course you would cheat on Lucky with Jason." (and that included Lucky's alleged sister and brother!!!)

I get the feeling that somehow...Guza got told the show was way too dark and now we are cursed with what TSMFRMS thinks is funny....which is the complete opposite obviously of what everyone else thinks is funny. How else do you explain blog wars, Spinelli trying to be a lady killer, and now THIS?

Just what? what? what?

[Jennifer June 18, 2008 at 02:18 PM]

I swear, if it wasn't for Maxie and Scrubs.......

[Izzy June 18, 2008 at 03:37 PM]

Save yourself and never watch this show again. Seriously, start watching One Life, Guiding Light or As The World Turns. Each is 10x better and more logical then the absolute shite that is GH.

[Kiran June 18, 2008 at 04:35 PM]

I guess its because in GH world nailing Jason is like a free pass, like in that Friends episode where that had those lists of people they were allowed to sleep with if they had the chance.

Which just tells you everything you need to know about the show that the ultimate fantasy is monosyllabic, bad haired, baby whispering, brain damaged, blank staring, dressing like its 95, hitman. And NOT the hot, rich, desperate to commit and be a father Australian Adventurer.

[Kiran June 18, 2008 at 04:36 PM]

SHES MARRIED TO JAX HE SHOULD BE ALL OVER HER IF HE THINKS SHES HAVING THE CHILD HE SO DESPERATELY WANTS!

OH MY GOD WHAT IS GUZA ON!

[ckn June 18, 2008 at 05:00 PM]

"If it's Jax's, Jax is going to be all over her"

That line gets the booby prize. And you are not alone. What the hell does that mean?

I, however, am not surprised that in a blog post containing 1250 words the only statements not making one iota of sense are those coming from Guza's mouth!

[donde June 18, 2008 at 06:35 PM]

The is so lame. there are reasons why still tune it and it is Lucky and Sam. GH is just not the same soap. Guza has destroyed it and the only way to get Gh that was once loved is to remove the virus which is Guza. If not General Hospital may not make it beyond 2009

[Karyn June 18, 2008 at 06:46 PM]

" If it's Jax's, Jax is going to be all over her"

Someone please explain WTF this moron Bob Guza is talking about. Every time I read your column ladies it reconfirms my decision to tune out GH was the most sound decision I have made in ages.Guza, Phelps, and Frons need to all be sent off to the unemployment line and collecting checks there versus ABC. When oh when is Guza getting his walking papers. I think his crackpipe has finally exploaded.

[June 18, 2008 at 07:34 PM]

shut the f*ck up! they are seriously doing this? ridiculous, absolutely preposterous!!!

i have no comments. i agree with everything you said here:

"Watch Carly destroy any semblance of character growth she's ever had! LOL! Watch Jax have his heart trampled on again! LOL! Watch Jason eat more airtime in a story he doesn't need to be a part of! LOLOLOLOLOL!

Ugh! Fuck off, you stupid, stupid man.

How does he still have a job? How is that possible?! I hate everything."

[smirks June 18, 2008 at 07:35 PM]

I cannot express in words how much I hate Bob Guza, his wacked out viewpoint, this storyline, and the people who keep letting him ruin my show.

So I'm just going to make angry Hulk-like grunting noises at my laptop screen and hope people understand what that means.

[Cate June 18, 2008 at 07:50 PM]

He is a MORON!! I'd be more creative in my name-calling, but creativity and Bob Guza don't exactly go together.

[Tweets June 18, 2008 at 08:04 PM]

What the fuck does that even mean? I'm being completely serious: I have no idea what those words mean. "Jax is going to be all over her"? He'll be all over her to what? Take her prenatal vitamins? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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Neither do I...I'm dying laughing over here. This shit is beyond ridiculous. What fucking logic is he using to make Carly claim Jason is her baby daddy when he's the new Mob Boss, and after she's bitched and moaned about danger. And if you're gonna lie...why not just say it's jax's...name a conception date that's waaaaaaayyyyy after the limo sex. There are a million and one ways for Carly to get out of this w/o bringing in an unnecessary 3rd party.

[Elisabeth June 18, 2008 at 08:27 PM]

Oh no... just.... no. Oh god, no. Please tell me this is a joke! ::head explodes::

[Gene June 18, 2008 at 08:42 PM]

I am feeling for you for watching this crap on tv because the show has been so terrible that I believe Guza is blackmailing someone on the network to keep on working on this crap he is spewing on the screen everyday. I hope OLTL beat GH in the ratings so that something will happen to get rid of Guza and Phelps and Frons and get people on here that can do a job right. I don't blame anyone for quitting if I have to work with this piece of crap everyday. Please someone listen to the fans and do something before there won't be no GH to watch.

[cilla June 18, 2008 at 09:05 PM]

I am so happy to be GH free. I went from spot watching to deliberately turning the channel to avoid the decay and character assassination that is GH. I read in a spoiler that Alexis sleeps with Jerry Jacks. Notice how Guza and Phelps Farren either kill every educated, professional woman (Emily--and I did not like NL's Emily--Georgie) or they have smart, independent women fall for murdering thugs (Diana, Alexis, Elizabeth, Kate) or they are written so unappealingly (Lulu, Claudia, Carly). Really there are no characters worth watching. Even Tony Geary and Jane Elliot are not enough to keep me watching this smut. Now I go to the gym: keeps the blood pressure down and these godawful characters off my tv. Guza can choke on his own koolaid.

[aquart June 18, 2008 at 09:11 PM]

One single tiny disagreement...totally agree with everything else you said...and I'm a deep CFF.

My disagreement is about choosing the "worst" thing to write...that's a soap writer's job description: pick the absolute worst thing that could happen at any given moment and write it. Guza, unfortunately, can only come up with the same worst things over and over.

[10cupsO'Coffee June 18, 2008 at 09:42 PM]

Mallory, seriously, you complete me! LOL. You have said everything I think about GH and said it better than I ever could. But it is like the story of the Emporer's New Clothes. TPTB don't care how many people yell that Guza isn't really wearing any creative clothing at all. He's got them snowed and we are stuck with shitastic writing that is sinking to new levels of stank. The only option we have left is to tune GH out. Now, if only I could give up Liason.....

[Beth June 18, 2008 at 09:48 PM]

Mallory, repeat after me...

"I will stop watching this dreck. I will save my sanity. I will turn on OLTL and learn how to laugh at things that are deliberately funny again."

Keep saying that until the bad, bad show goes away.

[Kat June 18, 2008 at 11:21 PM]

And here is the other thing I just thought of, is Jason REALLY going to go along with this? AGAIN??? I know he is brain damaged, but as he is able to dress himself, (the same outfit every day, but still) that does not excuse this.

I can just see how this is going to play out. Carly NEEDS him, so he agrees to go along with this, but can't tell Elizabeth of course, so we get more of Jason's SECRET PAIN!

[midnight_tiptoes June 18, 2008 at 11:36 PM]

I dont love to hate this character any more. I dont love to hate this show or Jason or Sonny. I FUCKING HATE IT! W.T.F?????????????

::deep breath::

????????????????

stupid &$%#@^$@#&*(%&%$#@!!

[BrainTwin June 18, 2008 at 11:37 PM]

I swear to all that is creative (and therefore painfully and obviously NOT written by Bob Guza Jr) that you and I share a brain.

It's like you're right inside my head reading my thoughts!

I honestly feel bad for the actors - such talented people having to turn out that tripe each and every day over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. And again.

[Siryn June 18, 2008 at 11:46 PM]

I really dont understand what Frons see's in Guza.

[junie June 18, 2008 at 11:47 PM]

I don't know why I can't believe it. It's GUZA we are talking about but he still manages to make this show a pile of rubble with some people on it that used to be on my favorite soap called General Hospital. I can't really recognize them anymore either (Robin, Lucky, Luke and physically, Bobbie).

[Elizabeth June 19, 2008 at 02:25 AM]

Um, I'm going to have to agree with the first post (mainly because it's the only one I read...)

Anywho, OLTL is flippin' awesome these days and the only contact I allow myself to endure regarding GH is this blog (which is quite amusing). Soo...yeah...<3 OLTL

[JL June 19, 2008 at 03:31 AM]

OK, we all know the REAL reason she's doing this. It's eating away at her tiny, shriveled, dark soul that Liz has Jason's baby. She needs one, too. And, unlike Liz, she'll be all out and proud about it. She'll be like "this way you can have a baby you can openly embrace and love and care for, unlike that shrew Liz who won't let you near your son." THAT is how she's going to push him into this insane plot device.
Seriously, why would he agree to this? HE was the one who blackmailed Sonny into signing away his rights to Morgan so he could leave the business because having a father who was/is a mob boss was dangerous to the boys. Now, after going to all that trouble to "save" her younger son, he's going to go ahead and endanger her unborn child by agreeing to let the general public believe it's father is a mob boss instead of, say, a hotel owner? Really, Guza? I hate this show.

[Marianne June 19, 2008 at 10:05 AM]

I....have no words. ME! Wow. I honestly thought the level of suck w/GH could no longer surprise me....WRONG.

*falls to knees and begins begging God to let Kimberly decide to leave before it's time to reveal the paternity*

WHAT?! Oh, like ya'll didn't all KNOW that they'll make Robin play Maury again!

[Reva June 19, 2008 at 10:25 AM]

Oh Mallory, you need to switch shows NOW. Just think, you drop this bad habit, and your blood pressure goes down, you no longer need to replace your television...weekly, you rid yourself of the frown lines, and the hair you've been pulling out will grow back.

SAVE YOURSELF!!! May I suggest OLTL, it'll cure anything that ails you. It's what a soap should be, soapy.

(GH free for 79 days)

[Meggie June 19, 2008 at 10:54 AM]

I have never wanted to run up and kick the shins of a random stranger more in my LIFE.

[Caroline June 19, 2008 at 11:20 AM]

Guza obviuously has pictures of someone having sex with a goat. That is the only reason he still has a job.

[CHIgirl2112 June 19, 2008 at 11:51 AM]

all us bloggers really need to rally around Serial Drama and give her a big internet hug for enduring what we ourselves will not. Actually sitting through an entire GH episode and actually paying attention to write reviews.

As for Guza - I say we all quit talking about him period. Perhaps the ole' saying is right - even bad press is good press. If we can all just leave the dumbass alone - maybe the novelty of his stupidity will wear off on TPB at ABC and they'll dump him???

[dumbfounded June 19, 2008 at 12:36 PM]

In reading this, I just sit with my mouth hanging open, wondering what the? Carly has had some awesome scenes in regards to Michael, I felt her pain as a mother. That being said, what mother in trying to keep her kids safe, would trade one mobster for another. I've always thought they should explore a Carly/Jason storyline, but not now. This is not the time, just doesn't make sense and undoes all the good that Carly has tried to become. If they truly go thru with this storyline, I'm done. Right now, Maxie and Spinelli are the only ones worth watching.

[Lucille June 19, 2008 at 03:15 PM]

For the sake of your health...forget GH and tune into One Life to Life.

I second this.

I took "General Mobspittle" off my DVR schedule over a month ago, replaced it with "One Life To Live" and returned to Llanview; where shrews are shrews and not Mary Sues, where career criminals are the bad guys and cops are smart and actually portrayed as heroes, where vets are not kept locked in closets only to be set free for comic relief (cue Benny Hill music), as funeral extras, or to prop "good" mobsters, and where the same three characters are not in every single fucking recycled s/l and in my face and reciting (or blinking, shrieking, or mumbling) the same tired old lines every single fucking day.

It's been such a relief and great for my blood pressure. I no longer want to throw barware and scream, "you lying, betraying whore!" at my television 5 days a week.

I do miss seeing the uber-talented and glorious Nancy Lee Grahan and the sweet and oh so pretty Greg Vaughan on my screen, but that's all I miss.

Bob Guza is a mob-obsessed, death-obsessed, mentally ill, misogynistic, creatively bankrupt, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing hack who writes the same shit month after month, year after year, and who has driven this once preeminent soap into the ground.

I will only return to Port Chuck once Guza, Frons and Phelps have all been fired. The Disney board will only get their heads out and save "General Hospital" from the Regime of Terror if the ratings continue to plummet.

So we all need to do our parts, for "GH," and for our own mental and physical well-being, and stop watching Guza's horrific dreck.

After all, we do only have "One Life To Live" and life is too short to be tortured by a soap opera, even one with the magnificent NLG.

[natty3 June 19, 2008 at 06:35 PM]

not only is it a repeat of the tony/jason/aj baby story its aslo a rip of the jason/sonny/sam/jax thing where sam had a wtd thing and jason pretended it was his even though he didnt sleep with her at that point

[kitzie June 19, 2008 at 09:28 PM]

This is an even further spoiler, so if you don't want to know, don't read this:

I don't know if this will make it better or anything, but rumor has it that Carly will find out she's wrong about being pregnant after she asks Jason to pose as her baby daddy and he rejects the eff out of her. At least, I think I read that over at GHH.

Maybe it makes it a little better? See Carly prove how much she hasn't grown as a person in, like, 10 years and be taken down a few notches as well?

[kld0096 June 20, 2008 at 12:03 AM]

All I can say is "Bravo!!" My head nearly exploded when I read that article for all of the reasons you mentioned.

I want Jax freed from this ridiculous banshee more than I can possibly express in words and I want GH freed from Guza's Reign of Terror more than I possibly express in words.

[amiejayne June 20, 2008 at 02:35 AM]

Well, even if you hadn't already said everything I was thinking about this... I wouldn't know what to say. There really aren't any words.

But honestly, I couldn't be more enraged than I already am about Jerxis getting it on. Not only did they sleep together mere moments after Jerry reminded her that he had poisoned her nephew and shot Robin, etc., etc., but then when Nik confronted Alexis about it the next day, what was her excuse? She hadn't gotten any in a while?!?!?!?! What the fucking fuck!!!! Seriously???? For god's sake, a person watching this show would think that it's women, not men, thinking with their privates!

Witness Kate, who somehow finds it erotic when Sonny BULLIES and BEATS UP a harmless, sweet, nerdy, barely-adult Spinelli. Why, she just has to "have sex" with him on her desk after a manly display like that. And I have to say "have sex" with the quote marks like that, because although we all saw them in a not-hot-on-any-planet kiss, apparently the other characters saw them doing the deed. This is the stupidest g-damn show in the history of daytime. Including Days when Marlena was possessed. If they're going to continue to write such unbearably shitty fucking shit, they need to quit writing scenes with Mac and Robin and Patrick, because those few scenes with genuine caring and outstanding acting just highlight how _____ (I can't even think of an adjective to say how much it sucks) the rest of the show is.

[Dee June 20, 2008 at 06:23 AM]

What dreck. Glad I gave up this damned show. I am too watching OLTL now and loving it.

[Tabatha June 20, 2008 at 07:24 AM]

When Carly was pregnant with Jax's baby, I was starting to like where that story was leading. I wanted to see her grow up and mature after Michael's shooting. In the few scenes where she began taking responsibility for all of her mistakes, and the gems where she hated on Sonny and swore him off for good...is now going to be wiped away with her taking another downward spiral into the old self centered Carly?

Does....not ....compute.

I suppose it's best that Jax is freed from her insanity, and her two greatest loves...Jason and Sonny. What will Guza show us next? Jason, Sonny, and Carly living together in a poly marriage? I mean, he seems to be living out his personal fantasies about women through all of these trashy and ridiculous stories he concocts.

Maybe Kate and Jax could be thrown together and have a real...soapy romance.

[Rene June 26, 2008 at 12:44 PM]

I have been watching GH for longer than you commentators have been on the planet (I swear, I'm not really THAT old - I just started watching when I was 11!), back in the hey-day of Robert/Anna/Luke/Laura/Tiffany - it's like heroin. I always needed my daily fix!

But Guza is making the high less and less - and LESS - enjoyable. Lulu alone makes me wants to hurl my coffee cup at the screen. WTF happened to her?? I wrote a piece on that very issue for BradfordAnderson.net (yes, I like Spinelli - sorry! LOL!) The MOB is grating, infuriating and Sonny actually makes my flesh crawl right off and into the nearest closet every time he appears on screen. He's SEXY? He's greasy, slimy, can't form a sentence without stumbling over every word and acts like the world revolves around him (which, according to Guza, it DOES!)

Maxie, Alexis and Diane are about the only enjoyable characters left, and even Alexis has been thrust into the "I'm going to screw yet another bad boy" storyline. I love Luke and Tracy, but they are only on for eight seconds of the year, so what good does that do?

So I'm here to admit out loud - "My name is Rene' - I'm a GH-A-Holic. I have learned to accept the things I cannot change, and I'm considering - OF WATCHING OLTL!!!" I haven't watched that soap since 1978 with my mom. I remember Tina, Asa and Dorian. I have nothing else to go on, but dammit, I'm gonna try!!

Jonesing (not Felicia) and happy to be considering a healthier way of life....

[June 28, 2008 at 10:54 AM]

guza doesn't write realistic storylines. take liz an jason for example they are both hot as hell and he has them practically selebate. no one is buying the fact that jason would do whatever carly asked at a drop of a hat but he wouldn't do what ever it take to be with his true family. they never show him trying to sneak and see his son unbeleivable. i believe that guza is a hater when it comes to liz and jason he doesn't want them to be the next hope and bo form days, luke and laura and even sonny and brenda, thats why he doesn't write any real lines for them. how stupid is he to try to pair liz with lucky again when he trated her like shit when they were married we didn't forget that guza. let lucky move on with sam and let jason be a father and lover preferably husband to jason. thats real not the bullshit you got going on write now. liz and jason can get through it everyone else has give it a chance because what your doing is just not realistic they want each other let them be together. no family on gh is perfect but they have to at least try. they are to hot to be sitting on the sidelines on gh. have some balls stop hatin and write a damn storyline worth watching for jason and liz, because no one is buying that jason wouldn't at least try to sneak a peak at his son at like daycare or something come on and yeah what is he never going to kiss or have sex with anyone you got to be shiting me. your lame and ur a hater let it happen already and stop stringing us all along. you already have people wanting to stop watching the show because of your bullshit writing.