GH: The Day in Pictures
Due to a power outage last Friday, my DVR didn't record General Hospital. And to give you an idea of how motivated I was to catch up on this "soap opera," I didn't discover that it hadn't recorded until Monday, long after the SOAPNet catch-up-on-all-the-crap weekly marathon had already run. Obviously, I cried my eyes out and cursed the unfairness of the universe. But then I had a lime popsicle and felt much better. So then I was in such a good mood that I decided not to spoil it by, say, blogging about the GH I have managed to watch lately. And then Mallory was all hilarious and caught everybody up on the abject horribleness of the show, so I was additionally unmotivated to blog about it because why disturb the rage-tinged funny, you know?
Now, you're reading this and probably thinking something outrageous must have happened to draw me out of my blogging semi-hiatus, to warrant two GH posts in as many days from your beleaguered Serial Drama girls. And . . . you are right. Witness the something outrageous:
I know I should have realized it when he named his firstborn after a legume, but now it's clear: Ingo Rademacher has lost his mind and/or has access to really, really good pot. Who goes on television with that hair, and seems so happy about it? That hair is ruining Australian hotness, and that is unacceptable! Mel Gibson's personality and post-1998 appearance does enough in that department. There is only so much heavy hotness-lifting that their men's Olympic swimming team can do to compensate for one of their countrymen falling down on the job like this.
But maybe I'm being too harsh. Liz, what do you think?
Yeah, "bitch, please [cut that mess]" was sort of what I had in mind as well.
Let's check in with Spinelli about his take on this critically important issue. His hair-styling standards are obviously low. Verdict?
The Jackal keeps it real, y'all.*
Kate, all your recent sartorial choices to the contrary, you are an allegedly super-stylish woman. Plus, you have kind of a thing for Jax. So, what do you think about Carly's current victim's coif?
I know, right?
Elizabeth, just to check back in briefly, should Jax do something about his hair?
Translation: "Der!" (If my chosen career does not work out, I plan to explore one as a bitchiness interpreter.)
On a brighter note, Rebecca Hearst's hair is returning to its former glory after some truly scary times. But that tiny non-plot-related development is probably one of the three best things to happen on this show in at least a month. That is no exaggeration and I challenge anyone who thinks differently to a duel.
* I am disturbed by how hot I think Jason has been looking lately. Someone
please tell me there is a perfectly logical reason for this, preferably
one that doesn't involve me losing IQ points and becoming one of those
"OMG, he is SO HOT when he points that gun!1!!1!!!" crazies. Thank you
Screencaps courtesy of Laurie Luvs Liason.