The Day's Dumbest Dialogue
I know that it's sophomoric and lazy to base a majority of my All My Children related commentary on the fact that Babe was (was! Because she's DEAD!) a whore. I know! I'm better than that.
But the writers make it so easy for me!
J.R.: When you have Babe in your heart, you can't handle it. It handles you.
How can you POSSIBLY interpret that statement as anything other than an STD and/or Satanic possession allusion? You CAN'T.