I Am in Love with Fictional Characters. Or Maybe That's the Eggnog.
No, it's not the booze: Scorpio/Drakes are eminently lovable. I just adore them. I want at least an episode a week of this terrible show to be dedicated just to them, because then at least I could plan around the one night that won't involve fast-forwarding.
And this is all before The Wedding. The day-after-Christmas, including-an-adorable-baby, canvas-uniting, legacy-character-involving, gorgeous-dress-featuring wedding! And I am not one of those weepy girls who love weddings. I don't even really like them. I don't want one for myself. But for Robin Scorpio? And Patrick Drake? Yes, I vote fabulous nuptials. I might even recap them. If they don't involve bloodshed. Which, with this show, you never know. Stay tuned.