I Am Struggling Valiantly Not To Make A "Thong Song" Joke
The good news: All My Children won __________ of the Week honors somewhere! Usually all this show wins is "Mallory's Profanity Laced Tirade of the Week", so this is exciting and new for them.
The bad news: That somewhere is The Soup and the Clip of the Week honors.
More bad news: That means that in a television landscape that includes The Hills, Paris Hilton's My New BFF and Rock of Love: Charm School, All My Children did something embarrassing enough to warrant this special mention.
Bad news continued: The clip was all about whether or not Cameron Mathison was wearing a thong.
I have to say, after Zaprudering this clip in a way that made me feel very uncomfortable, I don't know if that's a thong; I think it might be a t-shirt that bunched up in an unfortunate way.