Are You There God? It's Me, Lulu
It's really hard sometimes being me, okay?
Look at my face! That is the face of a girl who has the worst life EVER. I am so stressing right now, I can't even tell you.
So, first of all, I have this hot boyfriend and he's driving me craaaaazy. He's trying to get away from his crazy family and strike out on his own, and he can't get a job. Okay, first of all, how can you not find a job? There are jobs all over the place these days and employers are pretty much begging people to come work for them, so I totally don't know what his deal is.
And second of all, you want to talk crazy families? I have totally got him beat. He's all "My dad's insane and he shot my mother, and my sister is nuts, too", as if that's so bad. He has NO idea what the Spencers are like. My dad is this total loser. You may not know that, because there were so many years that he wasn't a deadbeat at all, but trust me, he's a total loser. Then there's my mom! Ugh, so she thought that she killed her stepdad and totally went crazy and was in a catatonic state all throughout my younger years. Can you believe that? She was never there for the big events that I needed her, except for the couple of times where I needed her and she woke up from her catatonic state to help me. I am pretty much an orphan!
Then there are my brothers. Lucky is all "Lulu, I don't want you dating the son of a violent, unhinged mafia boss". !!! He thinks that just because he's a cop that he can, like, judge people for breaking the law. And Nikolas spent a lot of the past year with a brain tumor or whatever and he thought that he saw his fiancee, and now he thinks he's seeing her again. I am telling you, I just can't go through that again. It was so stressful for me the last time he was sick and possibly dying and leaving his son orphaned. SO STRESSFUL.
And it will be even worse now, because life is so crazy. Kate, my boss? Is a total control freak. Since when do bosses get to treat you like crap and change their mind on crazy whims? It's like she thinks she can tell me what to do just because she signs my paycheck, and I just want to tell her "I am at work once in a while and I do a pretty crappy job when I do show up BUT AT LEAST I'M TRYING". And between that and Johnny and now Nikolas possibly having a tumor again, it's just, like, ugh! So it's like I told Nik today,
Lulu: Please don't tell me you're seeing dead people again. I really don't think I can handle this.
Because REALLY, my life is bad enough now, I don't need anything to make it even WORSE.