A Tree Grows In Port Charles
And this tree grows up to save babies in snowstorms.
Christian Bale goes all shouty crackers at a DP because he was distracting him while filming a robot movie. Um, Christian, call me back when you play a smart, well-educated doctor and daughter of superspies who puts her kid in a tree for safe keeping. A fidgety DP doesn't sound so bad now, does it?
Seriously, if anybody doubted the professionalism of Kimberly McCullough, Kirsten Storms and Brandon Barash, this scene proves that they are gems! Their performances are far, far better than the material deserves. I wouldn't have blamed any of them for a profanity-laced tirade or refusing to perform the scene and opting instead to solemnly intone "Fight the real enemy", whilst tearing a photo of Bob Guza in half.
Sometimes, you're left with nothing to say but ???!!!???!???!?!?!???