Who Knew That ABC Was So Charitable?
For the second time in as many months, ABC has released a promo for All My Children that explicitly shows pretty much everything that's going to happen during their latest attempt at a shocking storyline. First, they aired a promo showing Josh's robbery/death/heart donation weeks before any of it actually aired. And now, again, there's a new ad spotlighting everything to come, which pretty much makes watching the actual show pointless.
Perhaps fearing for the sanity of the All My Children watching public, knowing that exposure to the stories taking place during sweeps will undoubtedly cause us anguish, ABC has decided to spoil the upcoming events for us to spare us the pain of actually watching.
Perhaps they are not doing it to be kind, but instead to save themselves from the prospect of a massive class action lawsuit filed by AMC viewers who were driven insane by watching full episodes of upcoming events.
Perhaps the ABC promo department is just as inept as everybody else involved in this clusterfuck of a network.
I don't know. All I know is that I know exactly what's coming up on this show and all of it is terrible.
The extremely spoiler-y promo, equal parts rage-inducing and unintentionally funny, is below:
At the very least, I am looking forward to new and exciting ways to say "HATE" and "awful". I will be watching with a thesaurus handy and, at some point, will probably have to start making words up.