• About Us
  • FAQ
  • Archives
  • Links
  • SOD Columns

Ads

Facebook

  • Serial Drama on Facebook

Subscribe to Serial Drama

  • Add to Google Reader or Homepage

    Subscribe in Bloglines

    Add to My AOL

    Powered by FeedBurner

Shop Amazon.com

  • We'd love it if you would use these links to search or click through to Amazon.com. There is no charge to you and we get credit for linking you. Thanks so much!

    Canadian readers, it works for Amazon.ca too. Search or click here:

« The Fact That Their Couple Name Is "Zen" Gives the Proceedings an Extra Layer of Irony | Main | Our Latest Soap Opera Digest Column »

March 30, 2009

Ugh In the Afternoon

In my ongoing effort to explain why General Hospital is the craphole that it is, I thought of, and ultimately rejected several theories: were the writers using Mad Libs to create scripts? No, because these writers obviously aren't cool enough to appreciate the joy of playing Mad Libs. An elaborate game of Truth or Dare with very high stakes? Not even the most depraved of minds would dare someone to do something as horrible as create the role of Winifred. The idea that the writers think this show is actually, like...good was rejected almost immediately because of how patently implausible it is.

I have now started to wonder if the writers are explicitly trying to ruin things that people love. Like, for example, the time that an innocent person said, "I'd probably watch Sarah Brown read the phone book". I feel like today's episode was a direct challenge to that statement. "You say you'd watch her read the phone book, but will you watch her partake in the scenes that redefine the word 'seedy'?" And I will not, okay Guza? Uncle! You win.

Seduction

Claudia: I need you to get him to the hospital and make sure he gets his stomach pumped. I will distract Sonny.

Johnny: We're going to be carrying dead weight down the stairs. We're bound to make some noise.

Claudia: He won't notice. He's waiting to have sex with me.

Ew.

Claudia: Just tell me what you want, and that is what i'm going to do, ok? Does that sound good, hmm?

Ew.

Sonny: Ok, but don't take long, ok? Because I need it right now.

Can television sets contract chlamydia? I'm seriously concerned!

Comments

Buy cheap Fioricet. Buy Fioricet online. Free shipping Fioricet. maker fioricet get fioricet in canada last referers fioricet get fioricet prescription counterfeit risk fioricet buy fioricet pills comprare fioricet buy levitra online fioricet buy generic fioricet airmode de buy pharmacy pill fioricet mail order fioricet uk counter drug over fioricet free fioricet woman from overnight shipping us fioricet avoid counterfeit fioricet generic fioricet cheapes

Buy Valium discount. Purchase Valium online. Buy Valium cheapest. wholesale pfizer valium valium experiences valium pills female valium cream discount drug valium discount valium perscription drug congress valium lowest price valium order valium valium canada prescription cheap valium in the uk valium drug valiumrecords valium usage ordering valium erectile dysfunction valium cialis compare levitra valium valium levitra submit a site valium online prescr

Buy Zithromax cheap. Buy Zithromax online. Buy Zithromax cheapest. zithromax grapefruit zithromax cream for women online purchase zithromax zithromax order zithromax uk zithromax dosage recommendation sublingual zithromax zithromax danger zithromax by mail order zithromax for womens zithromax dosing order zithromax add link zithromax herbs what nascar driver s zithromax ranbaxy zithromax over the counter zithromax alternatives zithromax cheap online order

Interesting blog. It would be great if you can provide more details about it,Happy new year to you and your family. xoxo

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment