People Now Think You're Wearing a Rug. Is That Not Motivation Enough?!
A situation I briefly mentioned months ago but haven't paid nearly enough attention to has become very serious. Our trusty tracking software informs me that a reader found our little blog today thanks to this Google query:
What can we do to convince James Scott to return to his previous follicular glory? This 'do is threatening to permanently destroy his sexgodliness. It is already hard for me to dig deep and remember that status, what with EJ being written as a sociopathic d-bag. There is only so much I can bear. And as for Mallory -- well, let's not even talk about this around her, OK? She's taken to walking in circles, muttering things like "why did I say he completes me?" "I guess this was easier than disfiguring plastic surgery" "flat ironing, really?!?" as well as her patented, Nancy Kerrigan-esque "whyyyyyy?!?!?!"
Screencaps courtesy of Sheryl's Days of Our Lives Screen Caps.